Since the last post was way too long for the completely unsatisfying punchline, here's a short one for you.

I turned back my students' first project grades on Tuesday. I, of course, left the printing until the last possible minute and naturally discovered both my office and the workroom to be out of white paper.

I was in a rush so I was all, "fuck it" and pulled out purple paper, but there wasn't enough of that so I had to supplement it with a nice pastel gold.

As I handed back I was all,

"Here are your grades on colored paper...

Please continue to respect me as an educator."




(The grades no good, but damn if it's not going to look great on your refrigerator)