Strange things always seem to happen in the used VHS section

Some guy gave me a hug at the thrift store today. I pushed him away really hard and walked away all huffy-like because there was no warning. He just pointed to a picture of Jesus and wrapped his arms around me.


I know he was crazy and probably homeless, but, later on, I was still pretty mad at one of the saleswomen when I saw her patiently showing him how to use a telescope from the antique and collectible cases.


She was smiling.