Before I leave I am going to do something really mean to Iowa City, I haven't thought of what yet, but watch out Iowa.

It took me all of 12 seconds of being home in Iowa to slip on the ice and fall down the stairs.

I actually have a line of bruses down my arm marking each individual stair I hit.



I have the feeling people think I'm being funny when I say I fall down in the snow and ice all the time. But, seriously, it's like, all the time.