Oh ew.

Two drunk guys came in last night (surprising, I know) and told me I could either call them a cab or take the $100 they were offering to have me drive them back to their hotel in my own car.

I'm still deciding if I am completely horrified or a bit insulted by the measly $100 offer.



(I called the cab, by the way, and was left with $25 and a request to never change.)