I'll start my own blood bank

New life plan:

Step 1: Finish Creative Writing Major (because I can)

Step 2: Finish Business Minor (for a little respect)

Step 3: Finish BFA Media Arts program (an *expensive* gift to myself)

Step 4: Begin entry level position (surprisingly well paying)

Step 5: Go to grad school and recieve Master's in Business Administration (for free)

Step 6: Get high powered advertising executive position (be paid handsomely)

Step 7: Write my own Pulitzer Prize winning book

Step 8: Bleed money